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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting...

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting...

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much...

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much...

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they...

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they...

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the...

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...