When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.