When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

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I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.