I'm competitive at everything.

Quote by Drew Carey

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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...