Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Quote by Patricia McCann
You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.
At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a...
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...
You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your...
For there is no friend like a sister In calm or stormy weather; To cheer...
Friendship is love without his wings.