Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Quote by Patricia McCann
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...
It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Never take a blind date to a silent film.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...
She wasn't just my best friend, she was a sister that I never had.
When mom and dad dont understand, a sister always will.