I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

Quote by Steve Martin

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he...

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he...

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...