When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

Quote by Steve Martin

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.

Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating, but so is the beauty...

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating, but so is the beauty...