When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

If we die in each others arms, we still get laid in that after life

If we die in each others arms, we still get laid in that after life