After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends...

The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends...

Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He...

Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He...

Watch a cat when it enters a room for the first time. It searches and...

Watch a cat when it enters a room for the first time. It searches and...