The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Life is like a cobweb, not an organizational chart.

Life is like a cobweb, not an organizational chart.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves