I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.