I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

Quote by Sir Cliff Richard

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The nearer people approach old age the closer they return to a semblance of childhood,...

The nearer people approach old age the closer they return to a semblance of childhood,...

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

It takes a long time to become young.

It takes a long time to become young.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

To separate children from others of similar age and qualifications solely because of their race...

To separate children from others of similar age and qualifications solely because of their race...

You think it horrible that lust and rage Should dance attendance upon my old age;...

You think it horrible that lust and rage Should dance attendance upon my old age;...

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.