Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

Quote by Alphonso X The Wise

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes, Universe Quotes

It is bad advice that cannot be altered.

It is bad advice that cannot be altered.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My...

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My...

Never act on impulse. Plan first. Think it through. Then act.

Never act on impulse. Plan first. Think it through. Then act.

The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow...

The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow...

Stop trying to prove your haters wrong and prove your supporters right! The more you...

Stop trying to prove your haters wrong and prove your supporters right! The more you...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can...

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest...

Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest...

As time passes we all get better at blazing a trail through the thicket of...

As time passes we all get better at blazing a trail through the thicket of...

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a...

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a...

It's better to love somone who's far and craves to be with you than to...

It's better to love somone who's far and craves to be with you than to...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

Behold, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.

Behold, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

Reach for the sky!

Reach for the sky!

The universe is an intelligence test

The universe is an intelligence test