Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

Quote by Alphonso X The Wise

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes, Universe Quotes

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well.

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Never give advice in a crowd.

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors...

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors...

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to...

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to...

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

To advise is not to compel.

To advise is not to compel.

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a...

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a...

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them

Give advice; if people don't listen, let adversity teach them

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be...

Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be...