Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

Quote by Alphonso X The Wise

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes, Universe Quotes

I have lived some thirty years on this planet, and I have yet to hear...

I have lived some thirty years on this planet, and I have yet to hear...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become...

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become...

Advising is easier than helping

Advising is easier than helping

Seek advice but use your own common sense

Seek advice but use your own common sense

Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.

Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's...

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's...

To advise is not to compel.

To advise is not to compel.

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice.

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice.

Good advice is often annoying - bad advice never is.

Good advice is often annoying - bad advice never is.

Good advice is one of those injuries which a good man ought, if possible, to...

Good advice is one of those injuries which a good man ought, if possible, to...

Know when to speak - for many times it brings danger, to give the best...

Know when to speak - for many times it brings danger, to give the best...

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be...

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be...

He gets through too late who goes too fast

He gets through too late who goes too fast

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The most common cause of fear of old age is associated with the possibility of...

The most common cause of fear of old age is associated with the possibility of...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...