Quotes by Steve Martin

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

#Funny, #Women

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

#Funny, #Writers

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

#Funny, #Hollywood

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

#Funny, #Work

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

#Funny, #Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

#Funny, #Sex

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

#Sex

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

#Belief

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

#Steve Martin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch...

#Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

#Steve Martin

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

#Steve Martin