Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Quote by Steve Martin

Topics: Men And Women Quotes, Sex Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...

I believe because it is impossible

I believe because it is impossible

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to...

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to...

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely would...

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely would...