Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat...

He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat...