Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Quote by W C Fields

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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...