Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

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