Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you explain it to your she-gull?

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Humor Quotes, Life Quotes, Relaxation Death Quotes

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.

Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.

There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is...

There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is...

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that actions, not words, are...

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that actions, not words, are...