Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.