I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Envy Quotes

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.