I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Envy Quotes

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.