Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Quote by Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.