Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Quote by Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant Quotes
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...
I am no more humble than my talents require.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall...