Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

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A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.