A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Humor Quotes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.