A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.
Quote by Oscar Levant
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...
So little time and so little to do.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
So little time, so little to do
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.