The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.