The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Oscar Levant Quotes

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.