Quotes by Oscar Levant

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

#Friendship

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

#Funny, #Jokes

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

#Funny, #Humor

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

#Drink, #Funny

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

#Books, #Funny

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

#Hollywood

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

#Humor

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

#Books

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

#Books

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

#Drink

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

#Drink

So little time, so little to do

#Time