I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

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I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.

It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country...

It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country...

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never...

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never...