I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
Quote by Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant Quotes
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
So little time, so little to do
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.