Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price...
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
There are three constants in life...change, choice and principles.