Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Quote by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...