When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Quote by Matt Groening

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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

I grew up to always respect authority and respect those in charge.

I grew up to always respect authority and respect those in charge.

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.

The accidental prescriptions of authority, when time has procured them veneration, are often confounded with...

The accidental prescriptions of authority, when time has procured them veneration, are often confounded with...

Think for yourself and question authority

Think for yourself and question authority

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.

I think nothing is religion which puts one individual absolutely above others, and surely nothing...

I think nothing is religion which puts one individual absolutely above others, and surely nothing...

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

He who has no bread has no authority

He who has no bread has no authority

The struggle between Liberty and Authority is the most conspicuous feature in the portions of...

The struggle between Liberty and Authority is the most conspicuous feature in the portions of...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to...

The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.