When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Quote by Matt Groening

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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail.

A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail.

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people...

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people...

Are bombs the only way of setting fire to the spirit of a people? Is...

Are bombs the only way of setting fire to the spirit of a people? Is...

A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands

A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands

I want to record my strong conviction that the risks entailed by nuclear weapons are...

I want to record my strong conviction that the risks entailed by nuclear weapons are...

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones,...

The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones,...

An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear...

There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear...

The chief foundations of all states... are good laws and good arms. And as there...

The chief foundations of all states... are good laws and good arms. And as there...

Under no circumstances should we now ease our restrictions on arms sales to Iran. Such...

Under no circumstances should we now ease our restrictions on arms sales to Iran. Such...

Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an...

Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an...

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when...

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when...