Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.