Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Quote by Robin Williams

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!