Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?