Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Quote by Ogden Nash
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
Too clever is dumb.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.
They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep...