Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Quote by Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Too clever is dumb.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.