Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

Quote by Julia Roberts

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Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person...

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I just want to make a point that it's not just great teachers that sometimes...

I just want to make a point that it's not just great teachers that sometimes...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood...

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood...

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what...

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

We've not had one Republican president in 34 years balance the budget. You can't trust...

We've not had one Republican president in 34 years balance the budget. You can't trust...

Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will...

Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will...