Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

Quote by Julia Roberts

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True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...

If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that it's open season...

I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that it's open season...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

I'm an utterly average, total geek.

I'm an utterly average, total geek.

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter...

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter...

I cannot absorb living in a world where I have an Oscar for best actress...

I cannot absorb living in a world where I have an Oscar for best actress...

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person...

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...