If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
Too clever is dumb.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...