If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Quote by Ogden Nash
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Too clever is dumb.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...