If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances....
Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.