They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force...

There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force...

My best friends are books, I can easily read them and take them wherever I...

My best friends are books, I can easily read them and take them wherever I...