They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Charity Quotes, Newspapers Quotes

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Cakes, balloons, cosmetics, clothes or accessories, ask and it will be yours. You can get...

Cakes, balloons, cosmetics, clothes or accessories, ask and it will be yours. You can get...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids....

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids....

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.