To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...