If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Quote by Earl Wilson

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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.