Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds.

Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds.

And who cares, five years down the road, what most movies made or didn't make?...

And who cares, five years down the road, what most movies made or didn't make?...

The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic...

The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic...