No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Quote by Earl Wilson
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.