Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Quote by Earl Wilson
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...