Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Quote by Earl Wilson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to...

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to...

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honours depend upon heaven.

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honours depend upon heaven.