He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.