Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

The death penalty is reserved for people who do not

The death penalty is reserved for people who do not

Even in your home, nobody dies of smoke inhalation, they die of carbon monoxide.

Even in your home, nobody dies of smoke inhalation, they die of carbon monoxide.

And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death;...

And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death;...