Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Be careful in dealing with a man who cares nothing for comfort or promotion, but...

Be careful in dealing with a man who cares nothing for comfort or promotion, but...

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so...

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so...

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has...

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has...