Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

Quote by Earl Wilson

Topics: Family Quotes, Home Quotes

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...