A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Chaos is the enemy of Order but the enemy of Chaos is also the enemy...

Chaos is the enemy of Order but the enemy of Chaos is also the enemy...