So little time and so little to do.

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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.