I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.