I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote by Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
So little time, so little to do
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.