I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

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I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

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I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong...

Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong...

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Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet,...

And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and...

And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and...

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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...