I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.