I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

What irritates me is the bland way people go around saying, 'Oh, our attitude has...

What irritates me is the bland way people go around saying, 'Oh, our attitude has...

For a good book has this quality, that it is not merely a petrifaction of...

For a good book has this quality, that it is not merely a petrifaction of...