I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says...

How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says...

Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time of...

Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time of...

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash...

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash...