I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.