I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

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I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.