I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I was like, 'I want that one!'

I was like, 'I want that one!'

Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in...

A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.

A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.