A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
Quote by Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
So little time and so little to do.
So little time, so little to do
Time is not a thing that's ours to lose.
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...